Share a Lay with Brenda

*meanwhile in a secret lab miles beneath Lays HQ
>My god! Jon look at microscope sample P133A
>>Could it be...
>We did it. We found the pineapple pizza molecule
>>We’ll be rich
*2 months later Jon resigned in shame
**Lays issued an official apology and paid for therapy for all the victims

Might help if they'd lose the mouth pictures from the bags, I've seen one that legit looked like an anus. I'm not buying any of those bags.