Shes lived every student's dream

I still want to get run over by a bus in my campus

I gotta admit, this thought crossed my mind quite a few times while in college. I also thought about our dorms being burned down, someone committing suicide to martyr themselves for the rest of us, a professor being hit by a bus, a salmonella or e coli outbreak, an earthquake (this actually did happen, just didn't do any damage), wildfires, and financial fraud done by the college being exposed.