Fruity drinks are the best

I can't drink stright alcohol it has to be well hidden. But I am a super light weight when it comes to alcohol. I drink stuff like Mike's hard lemonade or wine coolers and I drink them fast because if they sit they get like a hair spray taste. So I chug it down and by my 2nd one I am buzzed as fuck. If I do 3 my face gets red hot. 4 and I am out like a light.

Ordering umbrella cocktails in a crew of beer drinkers is a total power move.

That’s big dick energy.

Fruity drinks are dope, as long as they aren't too sweet. I like a little sour, and just drinking syrup isn't fun.

100%backing from 100%drinker. you're right.