Clearly a logic error

Just a joke, lad. Talking about 'if' and 'them' from basic programming, mixing them and making it a simple joke... You need to sleep, lad

As an actual programmer and an actual raging d*mbass with no common sense, I can say that both apply

Oh no I get the joke but if you do this to me I’m hitting you upside the head cause you don’t mess with my baking ingredients