Imagine getting this card though.

single bells single bells..single all the way..

I text with my most recent ex (about 6mo) on a daily basis. She has a really nice new guy and I like to hear about how happy she is with him.

I'll call an imaginary one then, the beautiful thing about being single is that you don't have to worry about the beautiful dinner you were going to have with your gf, instead you dwell in self pity while eating ice cream and watching step brothers