Former Australian prime minister Tony Abbott is fighting the bushfires on the front

I’m sorry I doubted him. Fuck ScoMo, the dirty wanker

He's a piece of shit,
But he's an Australian piece of shit.

He might be racist, sexist, xenophobic, a climate change denier, anti LGBTQ+, an onion eater, and generally uncouth. But he is one thing Scotty from Marketing will never be, an Australian and an public servant.

At same time Justin Trudeau is fighting with somebody's prick

can we send obama in to the fire next please.