Obvious

Don't feel bad. I felt like someone liked me, took the chance to ask him on a date (which he accepted). We dated for months, then he told me he'd never been into me in the first place.

I should have known though. The first time he came to my place, my cat bit the crap out of him. Lesson learned: always trust the cat.

Yes, always trust the cat! And I feel you there a asked a guy out and he accepted only to turn me down and reaccept several times. He eventually just said “no thanks you look too much like my ex” and ghosted