Eeyore is on weed
Piglet is on crack
Rabbit is on cocaine
Tigger is in ecstasy/meth
Pooh is on LSD
Christopher Robin is trippin balls on Mushrooms
Owl is the dealer
In fairness to Pooh- him and the gang make efforts to include Eeoyore. Even when he insists he wants to be left in isolation- they spend the time and effort to cajole him out, or stay with him- even though (as he sometimes comments himself), he can be less than fun to be around- they don’t let it stop them from being his friend. They may not have access to professional help in the woods- or Eeeyore may refuse help- but regardless they support him and try to bring happiness and normalcy to his life without trying to change who he is or making him feel bad for being the way he is. So I mean... for the most part I think they are pretty good friends to him.
Piglet is on crack
Rabbit is on cocaine
Tigger is in ecstasy/meth
Pooh is on LSD
Christopher Robin is trippin balls on Mushrooms
Owl is the dealer