Do you think vampires can life off of sucking t*ts?
4 years ago by nylonatom · 1020 Likes · 3 comments · Popular
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scatmandingo
· 4 years ago
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This is fantastic. Also included on the list the The Count from Sesame Street and his weakness is listed as “Easily distracted by numerical sequences”
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purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
I saw that in authentic lore but I can't remember the country, and also about fairies. When you spill like rice on the ground they have to stop and count each grain, giving you time to escape.
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karlboll
· 4 years ago
Hi hi hi .. this made me laugh.
