Oh I'm sorry. I thought I was dating a girl, not Freddy Krueger

The longer the nails, the more bitchy the woman

The second one is still to much work for me, mate. I think I’ve gone to a nail salon less than 5 times in as many years

Sorry but if she's paying to get them done, your personal preference is probably not even in the picture.

I work in a kitchen so my nails are always as short as possible but for my sisters wedding I got fake nails because she wanted to get them together.. and never ever ever again. Worst thing ever. I even got them as short as possible.