Who would have thought some men have standards

As awesome as tits are, I don't want a girl flashing everybody who likes nachos... I'd be constantly bailing her out of jail.

Not only that, but shit.. not all men want hoes. I find a woman is 10x more attractive if she can hold an engaging conversation

Agreed, but I like to fart rainbows and fight people for pots of gold I care nothing about except for claiming it as mine. o_O YES.... I r leprechaun.