Your assumption that I have the body strength and willpower required to grow food is really kind! However even if I had... I used to cry when my Dad dug up the carrots we had been taking care of.
Oh. After all this time on the internet I still have some purity left I see! As you can guess from my cluelessness, I also absolutely do not have the required mental strength and fast legs to steal stuff.
The only thing I've ever stolen was 13 fossil shark teeth.
From a museum.
But it wasn't spectacular like in a movie, I was supposed to do the inventory which enabled me an easy access. Now I'd like to point out I'm not usually a stealer. But this museum didn't respect the law in many ways, I saw them throw out some stuff from the collection (which is illegal for the museums with the label "Museum of France"), I tried to explain them how stocktaking (not sure of the translation) basically consists in checking the inventory and is also a legal obligation. Because you know, if someone steals from your collections, you won't notice it if you never check... But they told me it was just a fancy term for inventory. The fuck. Lastly, there were litteral thousands of teeth in the boxes and my superior just told me to write "a lot of teeth" while doing the inventory. So a lot +-13... I figured at least those 13 were not in the trash.
And why 13? Because we were 13 in my class and I loved my classmates so there was a little souvenir for everyone.
That's wholesomely adorable tbh. Not the museum mismanagement, but I understand, used to take inventory in the museum and some people just wouldn't do it proper. "Shell Name, Date, Amount: many". Like, wtf.
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The only thing I've ever stolen was 13 fossil shark teeth.
But it wasn't spectacular like in a movie, I was supposed to do the inventory which enabled me an easy access. Now I'd like to point out I'm not usually a stealer. But this museum didn't respect the law in many ways, I saw them throw out some stuff from the collection (which is illegal for the museums with the label "Museum of France"), I tried to explain them how stocktaking (not sure of the translation) basically consists in checking the inventory and is also a legal obligation. Because you know, if someone steals from your collections, you won't notice it if you never check... But they told me it was just a fancy term for inventory. The fuck. Lastly, there were litteral thousands of teeth in the boxes and my superior just told me to write "a lot of teeth" while doing the inventory. So a lot +-13... I figured at least those 13 were not in the trash.
And why 13? Because we were 13 in my class and I loved my classmates so there was a little souvenir for everyone.