Anon has smol pp

I've never not been honest about my dick size; roughly 5.5 inches, varies with body fat surrounding or if I'm particularly bloated. It's only fair, I can figure out how big tits are or how fat dat azz is... Unless you're playing some kind of game like that asian girl in a meme above... then fuck you anyway, I don't want to be around anyone who'd do that in the first place, much less waste time trying to form a relationship with them. I has what I has and I likes what I has.

Rumors are legends yet to be. Show the doubters Excalibur. Show them you are the King with the sword between two stones

I feel like I entered the boys changing room by mistake.