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Happy Birthday, Natalie Portman Mathilda (Leon) by Kuvshinov-Ilya
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
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I'd fuck it.
Edit: Seriously, chokers... they just... 0-100.
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scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
No, no. That’s not a pedophile thing. The movie was designed to make her uncomfortably attractive to adults. It’s part of the story line.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I'm talking about if you put actual Natalie Portman, then gave her a choker. I have no idea where this originated and I don't particularly care. Damn chokers... like I said, 0-100.
But yeah, if that was the point, guess I'm guilty.
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scatmandingo
· 5 years ago
If you get turned on by just this cartoon depiction you should really avoid the movie.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
I had no intention of seeking it out, so if I ever reconsidered that, I'm coming back and placing the blame on this exchange.
spookykink58
· 5 years ago
Lmao, that scene where she tells the hotel concierge that she is "fucking" Leon.
roanoke
· 5 years ago
Yeah, Portman is 12 in that movie. There’s some scandal because she lied about her age when they did the casting call.
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funkmasterrex
· 5 years ago
OH snap. I just realized you mean "The Professional". My bad.
roanoke
· 5 years ago
Yeah. It was released under a different name in the US than other countries.
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Edit: Seriously, chokers... they just... 0-100.
But yeah, if that was the point, guess I'm guilty.