One of my favourites is where the boyfriend said to OP "Have fun at work", kissed her on the forehead and then kicked her out of the bed onto the floor at 2am
My 2nd oldest brother was with his than wife and she said “Hurry get your teeth”
He said “where are they I need my teeth”
She said “Outside on the hood of the car”
He asked “what are they doing on the roof of the car?”
She said “ The cat put them there but the car drove away”
He said “o no my teeth what am I to do now?”
She told him he can borrows the dogs because it doesn’t need them it eats canned dog food not dry.
Lmfao best part is my brother at the time didn’t have dentures but now does and he actually did lose a pair due to it being in his car and the car was stolen and never returned.
When he told us we asked do you need to borrow the dogs or can you get a replacement?
He said “where are they I need my teeth”
She said “Outside on the hood of the car”
He asked “what are they doing on the roof of the car?”
She said “ The cat put them there but the car drove away”
He said “o no my teeth what am I to do now?”
She told him he can borrows the dogs because it doesn’t need them it eats canned dog food not dry.
Lmfao best part is my brother at the time didn’t have dentures but now does and he actually did lose a pair due to it being in his car and the car was stolen and never returned.
When he told us we asked do you need to borrow the dogs or can you get a replacement?