How to be a Douchebag - 101

Yikes Scumbag Steve would be proud

The fake money and wine one are smart. and the burying body is just good to know. otherwise all of those other ones are selfish

The body burying one doesn't work. In the instance of a false positive, the standard procedure is to keep digging for at least a while. That tip is as old as time so nigh everyone knows about it particularly in the police.

The baby on board one is completely false. We triage everyone before treating or extricating you. If you're dead in the car we treat you last regardless off the sticker. The most that sticker will do is make the rescue team possibly look for an infant that was ejected from the car because there's no child in the car.