I can picture it now:
Wife who didn’t want the table in the first place waits patiently for Thursday the 12th says good night to hubby as if nothing is wrong. Waits till hubby is 100% asleep and it is almost time for him to wake up. She slowly creeps out of bed. Husband stirs a little, she pauses thinking “NONONONO go back to sleep!” He snores that loud snore he does usually right into her ear at night which makes this revenge taste sweeter. She slips past the door and closes it with a tiny heart stopping click. He still snores. She hurry’s to the table slowly pops it open pulling the dummy out and leaving the table a noticeable crack open. She drags the dummy over to the kitchen and begins to pour fake blood she got at party city. She pours it on her self and the floor. She lays down in it with the dummy on top of her. Now she waits.
She hears hubby’s alarm go off fucker hit snooze. 5 minutes later alarm sounds again he gets up. She hears his foot steps as he goes to the coffee table. He yells out “Babe where is my Jason dummy?”
She screams and he runs in to see the Jason on top of her like it is trying to kill her.
He freaks out and she laughs.
Table is moved to the garage that day. Lmfao
Wife who didn’t want the table in the first place waits patiently for Thursday the 12th says good night to hubby as if nothing is wrong. Waits till hubby is 100% asleep and it is almost time for him to wake up. She slowly creeps out of bed. Husband stirs a little, she pauses thinking “NONONONO go back to sleep!” He snores that loud snore he does usually right into her ear at night which makes this revenge taste sweeter. She slips past the door and closes it with a tiny heart stopping click. He still snores. She hurry’s to the table slowly pops it open pulling the dummy out and leaving the table a noticeable crack open. She drags the dummy over to the kitchen and begins to pour fake blood she got at party city. She pours it on her self and the floor. She lays down in it with the dummy on top of her. Now she waits.
She screams and he runs in to see the Jason on top of her like it is trying to kill her.
He freaks out and she laughs.
Table is moved to the garage that day. Lmfao