For those who didn't know

Dude sea cucumbers have the worst aerodynamics. They’re fleshy and.... well, they’re basically a giant anus

You mean mouth/anus. Multifunctional orifice. I was thinking of hurling them like a boomerang

What if I tape several lobsters to a frisbee?

Does it really matter to a sea cucumber which end is the front?
And I was going to type intestine, but anus is just funnier. Don’t ruin me joke