At least people leave me alone.

And maybe a light to read the book.

And tea

And a cat.

If I came up to you and ejaculated into your mouth or nose you would call that sexual assault. That’s what pollen is and you are defending the trees’ right to perform these horrific acts? Trees should be held accountable for the raping of our sinuses. Someone burn down the Amazon again. (Not the company, I have an air fryer on order.)