It will make head news if he will ever need to save someone from drowning

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mrscollector · 5 years ago · FIRST

I rather have someone be there and not be needed than have someone needed but they were not there.
If you get what I mean

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anthracite · 5 years ago

Someone drives the tow truck at a formula one race. I mean, formula one drivers can drive, can't they?

deleted · 5 years ago

Hard to drive a vehicle that's missing a tire or two

anthracite · 5 years ago

Just like it's hard to swim if you tear a muscle or two, or get in some kind of other trouble when you're giving it your effin' all on the Olympics.

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deleted · 5 years ago

Doesn't matter how good you are shit can hit the fan quickly

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jd1984 · 5 years ago

Free front row seat.

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