They're good for the environment!

Unlike condoms, babies can be consumed to remove the amount of waste

Is anyone else not able to login to their account?

I think there are vegan and biodegradable condoms on the market now, you just have to be careful to use them earlier rather than later so you don't end up with a biodegradable baby

Seems like the most efficient way to reduce waste would be to reduce the amount of humans

Don't use condoms. Get married and have children.