Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house - me

I guess thats something for me to be happy about, but what about the hard to reach stuff on the high shelves?

Parkour

but I'm as good at parkour as a brick wall

First you must have crippling insecurity issues that you take out on other people
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Second you must have crippling self-entitlement issues

Most likely because the image went viral and everyone she knew saw her get absolutely flamed on twitter

I actually just noticed that the person calling him a piece of shit is someone else altogether, which brings us to step 3: make sure you have a knight in shining armor ready to champion your every idiotic statement.
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That way you feel even more justified lashing out instead of facing the consequences of your own stupidity