Any one else?

The socially acceptable way to feel the wind on your balls

There's iron-on patches for jeans that can fix that.

Thick thighs save lives

i'm a guy, being a guy, i keep wearing my comfy underwear until i cannot anymore. The other week, as i was putting on my most holiest pair, my foot got caught and ripped a large hole in it. Meh, still wore it, still went to work. But during the day, it got uncomfortable as the Olsen twins slipped through and rubbed directly on my jeans.

Mine always wear out on the back/buttcheeks first, I'm fucking pissed!