I was filling out a form like that once and got to the bit meant to catch paranoid schizophrenics and ticked the boxes about how the media was talking about me. I had to show them the news articles before they let me go.
I went to a doctor for my sub teacher license. Yes you must get a physical before you get to sub. One question was if a blue ball is next to a red ball and a yellow ball is in a cup which ball would go next Into the cup?
I just looked at the nurse at the desk and said WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???
She said wait did you read a question about a a blue ball?
I said yes!
She said sorry that is for a different kind of patient sorry.
She took the paper shredded it and gave me a different form. It had normal questions on it like family health history and such.
I asked what type of person are those forms for?
She said it is for our patients coming in claiming mental disability.
I said what is the answer?
She said if you say red than blue you like things alphabetical if you say blue than red you put things in order as given.
I didn’t read the rest of the test but I REALLY wish I did.
I just looked at the nurse at the desk and said WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT???
She said wait did you read a question about a a blue ball?
I said yes!
She said sorry that is for a different kind of patient sorry.
She took the paper shredded it and gave me a different form. It had normal questions on it like family health history and such.
I asked what type of person are those forms for?
She said it is for our patients coming in claiming mental disability.
I said what is the answer?
She said if you say red than blue you like things alphabetical if you say blue than red you put things in order as given.
I didn’t read the rest of the test but I REALLY wish I did.