Best comeback ever

You ever hear of the d1?

The black part defines the flavor while the middle controls the sweetness.

listen buddy I don't eat an oreo for flavor, I eat it so I can hold a small village's worth of sugar in my gut

Then this should make your day:
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1/4 cup vegetable shortening
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1/4 cup butter, room temperature
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1/2 tsp vanilla
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1 tsp granulated sugar
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Mix em all up and you can have large village worth in that gut for about $2.

thank you, I am off to OD on sugar