And of course the "clueless about life" part is also true

I'm a female
I have been experiencing back pain every month since I turned 12 so

19 and I can agree.

30+ cough37cough here and trust me wait for knee pain and arthritis pain that back pain will be the least of your worries.
If it rains I can’t get off the couch!

I dunno, the back pain hasn't shown up. Just the you-slept-wrong aches.