Our Father Who Art One Of The Lizard-people [Predictive Text Game for the truly bored]

Our Father who art one of the lizard-people, and the other day. I have a bucket of the most important thing, but I have to be a good day.

Our father
Who art in charge
Hallowed be thy favorite place
Thy kingdom shall be blessed by the lord
Thy will be a good friend
On earth as it is in the dark
Give us this day our love and joy
And forgive us for not being able to make it to the wedding
As we forgive those who are not in the office with us
And lead us not into the world of God
But deliver us from God
Amen

I'm not sure what Khorne has to do with this but okay.

Our father
Who art is usually a good time,
Hallowed be thy name is Tom Pryce,
Thy kingdom of God and the other hand,
Thy will be no different than the intended addressee,
On Earth as it is in winter of a new brain,
Give us this day and age of eighteen years ago,
And forgive us our website at the end of the time,
As we forgive those who are equally unstable,
And lead us not into the woman's bloodstream infections,
But deliver us from the outside world.
Amen.