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Peter is that you?

"Yeah, I'm pan" I say. You think I'm pansexual or panromantic, but you're wrong. I grow a handle. You see my teflon coating. I serve you a nice sunny side up egg and get forgotten in the sink while "soaking". You say fuck it after 4 days and just chug me in the dishwasher.

Horde. It’s horde.