There is no defeating god without maternity and paternity leave

There should be a catch somewhere... Is it that signing my work contract will automatically sell my soul to my employer? Because even if that's the case, it seems pretty mild compared to what the surface world has to offer.

Whoever doesnt give you evil dental is no real boss. PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS

I'd overthrow God for no benefits the way 2020 is going...

Well, you should've known by the username.