I think they meant “Jerk Chicken”

More like a goose tho

Oddly I never had an issue with a goose. You just throw food at them and they're happy. I've had chickens try to peck me through fences, though

Oh sure, you can fuck the duck until exploded, but the minute people you start talking about jerking chickens people lose their minds

Dear Sir/Madam/Both/Neither/All/None
I do not care about a duck
I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
I DO NOT LIKE FUCKS ABOUT DUCKS
I DO NOT LIKE THEM, X-VAR-NAH
WHO IS A PAL OF A DUCK