Calendar Man makes a lot more twisted sense than Condiment King ever could. Calendar Man is actually frighting as fuck when you think about it... don't be deceived by the name.
Nope, now I gotta worry bout Condom Sense. <---this is an actual name of a store in Addison, TX; a place NE of Dallas.
I really had a queen joke... but nooooo.... real life.
Now I gotta make my nemesis Calendar Man...
Calendar King is where it’s at
I really had a queen joke... but nooooo.... real life.