I didn't start the Ohio hate, but it's my responsibility to keep it going

Probably whatever horrible thing Jersey did too.

I live in NJ, what did it ever do to you?

Blasphemer!!! You have hereby been sentenced to a week of nebulous Michigan weather!!!!

I live in Michigan so... *shrugs*

Sounds like you don't deserve to live here then >:(

I live in Michigan too! >:(