‘Tis true

My step dad doesn’t like a type of deodorant my mom keeps buying him, so I’m the proud owner and smeller of a shit ton of icy fuck boy.

Men's deodorant might be superior, but nothing beats women's perfumes. Men don't even have that many options in perfumes. We need more perfumes for men.

Lynx/Axe deodorant makes me want to hurl. I'd rather smell nice for 15 mins and potentially have to re-spray than smell like a fuckboy at all.

We have this deodorant called 'Impulse' and EVERYONE had them during this period in school so the entirety of the girls locker room smelt like a mix of baby prostitute and cotton candy. I had to change in the bathrooms the smell was so strong.