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famousone
· 4 years ago
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Babylon bee
guest_
· 4 years ago
And here I was, thinking I’d never live to see the headline: “12 injured 2 dead in tragic baptism accident...” But- somehow I always knew that if I DID see that headline- it would be coming out of the south.
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nelson
· 4 years ago
Jesus never said technology is bad. Now get on the Baptitron 5000
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purplepumpkin
· 4 years ago
Hold on I'm interested, can I get baptised again?
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guest_
· 4 years ago
Sure can! For only $16.95 ($5.00 for kids under 10) the whole family can be born again, and again, and again at the Holy Hills water park and salvatorium. Enjoy a nice meal as a family at the last supper food court, or mom and dad can drop the kids off at the Golgotha ball pits and go enjoy a drink at the hammer and nail tavern; or be healthy with our Pontius Pilates class (amenities not included in price of admissions. Some attractions cost extra. Park attractions only take park dollars which you can buy at one of our conveniently located money changes in the temple plaza.)
