I can over look all sorts of health issues over look height or weight when it comes to loving someone but seriously they have to be able to eat cheese I would not be able to live with out cheese. If one day I go to the doctor and they say sorry but you can’t eat cheese or any kind of dairy you are lactose intolerant. That will be the day I end my life. Lmao
Bless your hearts people who can’t enjoy cheese. I feel so much pain for you. Special those who swear soy cheese is the same as real cheese. No l tell them no it’s not. That is just bean dip pretending to be cheese.
Same lol on day I was really down and I was crying and couldn’t get out of bed. It was after my Dad passed away. My sweet husband said Babe you got to eat name it and I will go get it no matter how much.
I said will you get me a pizza with extra extra extra cheese and chocolate milk?
He went to the pizza place down the street and told them how I lost my Dad and he was there to buy me food to make me feel better and all I want is a extra extra cheese pizza. They put so much cheese on it that it was like eating a block of cheese for every slice lol and he got a jug of milk and nesquik powder and made a large glass of milk for me.
Honestly it helped a lot lol I couldn’t shit for weeks after but hay it helped roflmmfao
After my Dad passed, I hardly ate for about 4 days. My first real meal was also a pizza, though with slightly less cheese.
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So, there's this pretty special german cheese made from low fat curd, Harzer. Most people eat it for the very low fat content, while it's very high in protein, like in a diet. I simply love the aroma and taste. And when I say, I love it, I mean just that. TRIGGER WARNING! EXTREME GROSS OLFACTORY DESCRIPTION TO FOLLOW!
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It's a pretty peculiar aroma though, and the one perfect description is: it smells pretty much like aged athlete's feet. Like, when athlete's feet smells... cheesy. Like someone didn't wash their cheesy feet for a couple of days. And that's when it's fresh. There's a red mold variety that's... uhm... stronger. And when that is aging, it gets better. Well, or worse. It's not packed airtight or otherwise it would inflate and occasionally blow up. So it's going to stink up the fridge in no time. The empty package in the trash will smell like a small animal's corpse after a few hours.
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My wife tolerates everything I do and eat. She would let me have an affair, if I wanted to (I don't), I could do cocaine from a hooker's butt if I wanted to (I don't,. maybe a little blow occasionally… where was I?). I can cook hardcore Szechuan food based on fermented broad beans and garlic for dinner. I can have 100 year old eggs in a chinese place right in front of her. But I can't have the harzer cheese at home. So from time to time, when I see (well, smell) a pack in the dairy section that is just a few days from BB date I would buy it and eat it out of the pack right outside the supermarket like the fucked up ammoniac fiend I am. It Is. SO. WONDERFUL. This is what smoking crack must be for Tyrone Biggums…
Bless your hearts people who can’t enjoy cheese. I feel so much pain for you. Special those who swear soy cheese is the same as real cheese. No l tell them no it’s not. That is just bean dip pretending to be cheese.
I said will you get me a pizza with extra extra extra cheese and chocolate milk?
He went to the pizza place down the street and told them how I lost my Dad and he was there to buy me food to make me feel better and all I want is a extra extra cheese pizza. They put so much cheese on it that it was like eating a block of cheese for every slice lol and he got a jug of milk and nesquik powder and made a large glass of milk for me.
Honestly it helped a lot lol I couldn’t shit for weeks after but hay it helped roflmmfao
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It's a pretty peculiar aroma though, and the one perfect description is: it smells pretty much like aged athlete's feet. Like, when athlete's feet smells... cheesy. Like someone didn't wash their cheesy feet for a couple of days. And that's when it's fresh. There's a red mold variety that's... uhm... stronger. And when that is aging, it gets better. Well, or worse. It's not packed airtight or otherwise it would inflate and occasionally blow up. So it's going to stink up the fridge in no time. The empty package in the trash will smell like a small animal's corpse after a few hours.
. ctnd.
My wife tolerates everything I do and eat. She would let me have an affair, if I wanted to (I don't), I could do cocaine from a hooker's butt if I wanted to (I don't,. maybe a little blow occasionally… where was I?). I can cook hardcore Szechuan food based on fermented broad beans and garlic for dinner. I can have 100 year old eggs in a chinese place right in front of her. But I can't have the harzer cheese at home. So from time to time, when I see (well, smell) a pack in the dairy section that is just a few days from BB date I would buy it and eat it out of the pack right outside the supermarket like the fucked up ammoniac fiend I am. It Is. SO. WONDERFUL. This is what smoking crack must be for Tyrone Biggums…