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its a manga. The cat girl sits down first, then bats away the soldier

See I wasn't sure if it was a manga style comic or not so I wasn't sure which way to read it. The death-sit still seems weird, but I guess there must be context missing from this. Ah well

why are you still assuming they're dead? They said oof cause they got the weight of an adult slammed into their lap

It's hyperbole