Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He finally perfected his disappearing act. In front of the entire crowd he said, "UNO...DOS..." and POOF, he disappeared without a tres.
The title quite clearly says yooouur face. ShallI find you some reading spectacles.
Also, @jasonmon what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam.
Not even a little haha. I actually had like 60 funsub tabs left open for 3 months for posts I meant to get back to... <_< my phone breathed a sigh of relief yesterday when I managed to sort out almost all of them lol
What if I told you I closed 60 of those tabs... and my phone still has over 100 tabs open. I don't even know what most of them are, anymore. It's just an endless wasteland. Memes I wanted to post. Things I started to Google. Tabs go into the void and never come out again
Your phone sounds like an endless pit of death for thoughts and ideas and you suddenly got very metal. Lol Also, holy crap you got that star back fast.
That is EXACTLY what my phone is. Much like my mind, really.
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This may be my one and only chance to sound metal in the first place so I am going to revel in it haha
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I... have no idea how. Or what it's for this time :s
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Although I see yours has returned as well. Which can only mean they're contagious
Well, atleast your brain cgae gets some use.
Well, revel away. Haha
You're just that loved, I guess. Haha
I'm still fully expecting it to go away very soon. A conversation I had about Columbus Day got to be such a big deal the post was deleted.
My brain cage lol. That sounds about right
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either that, or I'm a black hole, and this is just where stars go to die lol
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Wait the post got deleted because people were engaging on it? I don't need sleep, I need answers
Haha My brain usually runs away from me so brain cage.
Well, I used to eat so much people theorized I ate a black hole so we both have black holes in our atanomy. Sweet. Lol
Yeah. It was very close to fighting but I got more downvotes then comments on my thoughts. Lol
Oh rest assured my brain is fully capable of liquefying and oozing out the bars (and my ears) at a moment's notice.
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I... well I mean. We already had black holes in our anatomy. But, sure, we'll blame it on the eating
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Lol what the hell did you say, man? Site instigator was supposed to be my role.
Oozing out the bars? So you became some kind of sick rapper? Lol
I find it's a good cover story.
Well, you took a break and I stepped up. Lol
I shall never confess that I said changing history for any reason is wrong and that renaming a day to take away a great act from someone is ridiculous as we don't deify that individual and we all should remember that everyone is human and capable of great good and evil. That's the much, much shorter version.
"Always have been." Do rappers do a lot of oozing??
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Step up, sure, but don't go NUCLEAR, man!
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Ohhh. Yep. I don't even need further context I can already see how that would have set people off in about 40 ways. Been on the end of a few of those myself lol. Yeesh. Did you say you took the post down? Or did funsub?
They ooze out the rhymes with sublime time and it slips out like ooze like my filter when I drink too much booze.
But over the top dramatics and thinking is all I have. Lol
Fluffydress did then she reposted and nobody said a damn word. Lol It was kind of funny.
I should warn you if you start gold plating your teeth I'm gonna be forced to disown you
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WHEN have you been over the top dramatic haha? I need to see this. Get me the video footage, witness statements, etc. You always seem very level headed to me haha
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Ohhh it was a fluffydress post. I thought it was YOUR post. Suddenly it makes more sense. Her posts tend to either be old timey paintings/pictures of places in Europe... Or active war zones lol
Well, most definitely not then since to be yours would be a dream. ;) Also, you know tht was good for 2 am on the spot.
I prefer my antics to be acted out. Like, borrowing road blocks from the city and blocking off a single parking stall at the country club or wearing multicoloured fake beards and using one as a wig while at a discoesque bowling alley.
Well, that one was Desert Storm all over again. I was positive someone started hating me. Haha I kind of want to do it again.
That was smooth haha. This is the part where we pretend I said something equal parts witty and sarcastic
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Did you... NEED that parking stall? Or you just didn't want anyone ELSE to have it? Also the level of passive aggression involved there solidifies that you are most definitely a Canadian.
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I can't even picture the beard as a wing thing haha good grief
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It's not a successful day on the internet if you haven't managed to make at least one person hate you I'd say. Or maybe that's just on Twitter. I'm gonna guess the post was related to racism based on what you're said so far
Thank ya. I aim to please.
Neither. I just wanted to mess with a reserved parking spot. I don't even go to the country club. Too many jerks. I am amazing at passive aggressiveness. Haha
It looked very spectacular. Lots of people stared at my outfit.
I'm sure someone made it about racism. I could be considered one against Natives. I don't think we should be paying them which is apparently a bad thing to think. Also, if you had discord this would be easier. Haha
...because the REAL celebration can begin!
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Also welcome the fuck back
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That's what happens when you disappear without a trace
Also, @jasonmon what did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? Dam.
Also, can you see how it is considering twice glasses have been suggested?
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This may be my one and only chance to sound metal in the first place so I am going to revel in it haha
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I... have no idea how. Or what it's for this time :s
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Although I see yours has returned as well. Which can only mean they're contagious
Well, revel away. Haha
You're just that loved, I guess. Haha
I'm still fully expecting it to go away very soon. A conversation I had about Columbus Day got to be such a big deal the post was deleted.
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either that, or I'm a black hole, and this is just where stars go to die lol
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Wait the post got deleted because people were engaging on it? I don't need sleep, I need answers
Well, I used to eat so much people theorized I ate a black hole so we both have black holes in our atanomy. Sweet. Lol
Yeah. It was very close to fighting but I got more downvotes then comments on my thoughts. Lol
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I... well I mean. We already had black holes in our anatomy. But, sure, we'll blame it on the eating
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Lol what the hell did you say, man? Site instigator was supposed to be my role.
I find it's a good cover story.
Well, you took a break and I stepped up. Lol
I shall never confess that I said changing history for any reason is wrong and that renaming a day to take away a great act from someone is ridiculous as we don't deify that individual and we all should remember that everyone is human and capable of great good and evil. That's the much, much shorter version.
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Step up, sure, but don't go NUCLEAR, man!
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Ohhh. Yep. I don't even need further context I can already see how that would have set people off in about 40 ways. Been on the end of a few of those myself lol. Yeesh. Did you say you took the post down? Or did funsub?
But over the top dramatics and thinking is all I have. Lol
Fluffydress did then she reposted and nobody said a damn word. Lol It was kind of funny.
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WHEN have you been over the top dramatic haha? I need to see this. Get me the video footage, witness statements, etc. You always seem very level headed to me haha
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Ohhh it was a fluffydress post. I thought it was YOUR post. Suddenly it makes more sense. Her posts tend to either be old timey paintings/pictures of places in Europe... Or active war zones lol
I prefer my antics to be acted out. Like, borrowing road blocks from the city and blocking off a single parking stall at the country club or wearing multicoloured fake beards and using one as a wig while at a discoesque bowling alley.
Well, that one was Desert Storm all over again. I was positive someone started hating me. Haha I kind of want to do it again.
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Did you... NEED that parking stall? Or you just didn't want anyone ELSE to have it? Also the level of passive aggression involved there solidifies that you are most definitely a Canadian.
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I can't even picture the beard as a wing thing haha good grief
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It's not a successful day on the internet if you haven't managed to make at least one person hate you I'd say. Or maybe that's just on Twitter. I'm gonna guess the post was related to racism based on what you're said so far
Neither. I just wanted to mess with a reserved parking spot. I don't even go to the country club. Too many jerks. I am amazing at passive aggressiveness. Haha
It looked very spectacular. Lots of people stared at my outfit.
I'm sure someone made it about racism. I could be considered one against Natives. I don't think we should be paying them which is apparently a bad thing to think. Also, if you had discord this would be easier. Haha
How are you recovering btw?
Now, describe your physical condition to me right now
Well, everything seems to be working as intended. Here is your lollipop for the good work you've done for me