watch BBC food offends every asian in 8 mins straight

Bruh, that video was straight up torture.

I love his intonation. Especially when he repeats "egg fry rice" and "induction stove".

Q. Who cooks rice like this??
A. British people who don't know how to cook rice.
This is how my parents used to cook rice, no rinsing before, boil it, drain then rinse.

NEVER trust foreigners to cook rice

That is not a collander.