Why bad things happen to good people

I believe that Old Testament was COBOL- hence why the universe is still running after billions of years and why things were so unforgiving. Some tell the big cheese toyed with Turbo Pasquale for a time around the 1400’s. A brief flirtation with java scripting in the 90’s (explains a lot about the time period...” and C languages are kinda the norm where things are supposed to make some sort of sense to us. But I would contest most of the backend work was done in divine binary- or... divinary if one prefers. Now- Let ten thousands years of war begin over these two posts.