Comeback with a goddamn sandwich

Side note: it's really easy to ask a women to make you a sandwich, wanna know how?
Ask politely, BC that's how you ask for thing.
Honey, in feeling a little lazy today, can you get me something to eat please?
I'd gladly get my baby some good food.
Would it kill you to be nice and polite?

Wave your hand- or an object like a wand, or place the flat side gently against their shoulders and say: “poof. You’re a sandwich.”

*Mandrake gestures hypnotically*