If there was a Christian tumblr

*history channel guy*
Clownfish

If Virgin Mary was the only genetic source then where did the Y chromosome for Jesus come from.
Trans Jesus.

God pulled a Zeus

I was raised as Jesus was placed into her belly. As in like a fertilized egg gets placed into a woman for her to become a Surrogate.
Those some religions to do believe God came down and had sex with Mary.

I didn't know they forged Jesus out of your very own consciousness, that's neat.
Explains how he knows all the sins humans will ever commit.