I have a friend who was wearing a strapless bra for her wedding. She told me about halfway through the ceremony. Her bra made it all the way down to her waist. Lol She said why does this keep happening to me and I laughed and said because you don’t have boobs LOL
Double-faced tape is not just for carpets. Pasties are not just for strippers. Adhesive lined bras are not just...well, yes, they're pretty much only for keeping bras in place. So always remember the 6 P's, Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
And to the person who invented the strapless bra we thank you son.
And he who invented the push-up bra, we thank the.
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Amen