Grant, the man eating cat

Dont you dare!

*wiggles butt in anticipation*

Stop!

*makes chirping noises*

*holds out hand*
Thou shall not eat the ew!

*slowly sneaks even closer, hoping you won't notice*

*notices*

*pauses*

*pauses as well*

*sneaks closer again*

*backs away*

*pauses*

*backs away further*

*wiggles butt, ready to pounce*

*starts to run*

*pounces and chases*

*runs faster*

*makes zoomies trying to catch up*

*runs into a corner*

*majestically pounces*

*feebly shields myself from the attack*

*gives soft licks*

*looks down at you licking my hand*
Oh yeah, I forgot you're just the size of a cat