cool fact (or maybe it's only cool for me idk): scientists are currently reconsidering the "fastest sperm" theory, according to recent studies the ovula emits specific molecules that attract the tadpole they've chosen.
So you weren't the fastest, but the jury had a soft spot for you.
Like a clever man once said: "You can do anything you set your mind to, man"
So you weren't the fastest, but the jury had a soft spot for you.