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Dr you're playing with forces greater than you. Do you know what sons of bitches ducks are even when not super jacked? And they are pure evil, chances are they'll eat you too after a while.
(I just realized 2 innocent passerbys are receiving notifications for every turn in this battle)
But wait megalodons are huge, the ducks should explode, like in that joke with hamsters and scotch tape.
To ensure that they do, lemme quickly take my water gun and fill it with bromide. A component that seems friendly but actually dissolves titanium, leaving a signature purplish tint that will haunt you forever.
It is in them since you made them eat my megalodon. No refund or throwing up allowed.
Also HAVE YOU SEEN A MEGALODON? Its mouth is about as big as the entire duck.
The official reason being that contrary to popular belief, it makes them sick.
Dr you're playing with forces greater than you. Do you know what sons of bitches ducks are even when not super jacked? And they are pure evil, chances are they'll eat you too after a while.
*feeds ducks more*
Well no matter how many birds you get, I have a secret weapon.
*the ducks eat the megalodons instead bc they're mothafuckin ducks*
*Raises megalodon again so that it becomes alive inside the ducks and fights its way out like that guy in the whale*
*the ducks activate their titanium padded guts so the megalodons can never escape*
But wait megalodons are huge, the ducks should explode, like in that joke with hamsters and scotch tape.
To ensure that they do, lemme quickly take my water gun and fill it with bromide. A component that seems friendly but actually dissolves titanium, leaving a signature purplish tint that will haunt you forever.
Also have you seen the ducks in this photo? They ain't little
Also HAVE YOU SEEN A MEGALODON? Its mouth is about as big as the entire duck.