Who thinks obsessively about how someone you dislike could magically swoon you? I wanna know if it's worth building this device or if I shall go on with my death ray.
I'm a scientist. There's always room for improvement; better battery capacity, better portability, slower acting, sleek new color scheme. You get the idea.
Very good point @jasonmon.
Ok guys it's done, death is clearly the way to go. I'm on my way and maybe I'll spare you like that giant duck in that post.
Good call adam44. You definitely get to live. Also don't look at my pants they're secret too.
Dr, I think you're bluffing. I'm loading my death ray...
(Karlboll, can you give a drink to the dr? I don't like fighting dirty but he stole one of my weapons so...)
I know I should have built the mind-reading hair accessory too, I could've seen whether they understood that... But that's a nice one.
*defends myself with the baguette that never leaves me, shoving it down their throats to either harm, slow down, kill or turn them on, depending on their individual traits*
(Good thing I'm not a guy, that would have sounded weird.)
My move is:
The ducks see that you're stealing their bread and become mad.
(But I have a question, how did you do that when your head is cut off and on my hand?)
Ok guys it's done, death is clearly the way to go. I'm on my way and maybe I'll spare you like that giant duck in that post.
*holds up your death ray*
Pumpkins don't sleep Richard. What did you do? I'm suspicious of you now.
Hi, guys! Who's up for margaritas?
Dr, I think you're bluffing. I'm loading my death ray...
(Karlboll, can you give a drink to the dr? I don't like fighting dirty but he stole one of my weapons so...)
*shoves a carrot into the nozzle*
*defends myself with the baguette that never leaves me, shoving it down their throats to either harm, slow down, kill or turn them on, depending on their individual traits*
Yum
My move is:
The ducks see that you're stealing their bread and become mad.
(But I have a question, how did you do that when your head is cut off and on my hand?)
But the ducks are still angry you're stealing their bread.
*barfs the bread back up for the ducks to eat*
...Time to go conquer england!
That's gonna be a great journey
*rides off into the sunset with you and the ducks by my side*