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mr_pigeonwizard
· 3 years ago
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Nuh-uh, it's an instrument, everybody knows that
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nelson
· 3 years ago
Mayonnaise is food lube
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radicaltea
· 3 years ago
I could've gone my entire life without reading this sentence
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nelson
· 3 years ago
How about this. When you kiss, you form one long tube from one butthole to another
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ewqua
· 3 years ago
Works great for softening chicken, too. Makes it nice and tender without making it taste like mayo.
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buttscarleton
· 3 years ago
Grease to slide the sandwich slowly down the esophagus
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