Mayonnaise Sandwich Moisturizer

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mr_pigeonwizard · 4 years ago · FIRST

Nuh-uh, it's an instrument, everybody knows that

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nelson · 4 years ago

Mayonnaise is food lube

radicaltea · 4 years ago

I could've gone my entire life without reading this sentence

nelson · 4 years ago

How about this. When you kiss, you form one long tube from one butthole to another

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ewqua · 4 years ago

Works great for softening chicken, too. Makes it nice and tender without making it taste like mayo.

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buttscarleton · 4 years ago

Grease to slide the sandwich slowly down the esophagus

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