My aunt has two daughters. Guess which is her favorite

How much you wanna bet that Lisa isn't going to speak to her mother ever again after she moves out.

I'm gonna go with the one who required hours of hands on effort, in order to personalize her wrapping paper.

Lisa, she got so many presents that the Aunt ran out of "Lisa" wrapping paper and had to use what was left over because "Jessica" only got a few presents.

Should've just bought that "tits" wrapping paper