"Carrot Cake" with Google Translate

You get carrot cake, AND you get scrambled eggs

And potentially a concussion, after slipping on whatever was on the floor

That was the eggs!

Ooh, I better clean the floor asap then, because that shit is hard to clean up when it dries

His taco video is pretty interesting too haha. Takes a bit to get to the recipe but as an example:
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Step 1: Dongfang is the ruling power, not the food.
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This eventually leads to him cooking a bunch of spices in a frying pan