If I'm in the kitchen and nothing catches fire, it's an accomplishment

I used to take off my smoke detector and put it in the bathroom when I was cooking. Never burnt anything down though.

I used to not be able to cook at all in my teens because whenever I'd try to help my mom, she'd just say I'm doing it wrong and take it from me to do it herself. Now that I live on my own, I've realized I actually really enjoy cooking and now I'm pretty damn good at it. Well, I'm still clumsy af so I spill and knock stuff over all the time but the end result usually turns out really good somehow.